Zubaida Aapa k Totkay

Zubaida Aapa k Totkay

Sciency totkay
agr ap k sar main dard ho raha ha tu
is ko thik krny k liye ap Lohay ka Hathora
le kr apne paon k ungothay pe khainch kr marin
is se ap sar ka dard bohool kr paon ko ly kr
beth jayein gay


Zubaida aapa k
"Sciency totkay"
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Energy saver Totkay
wo log jo bijli ka bill jama kra kra k
tang a gai hein is se chutkara pany k leye
apny metr ktwa dein is se bill b nai aye ga
or bijli any ka intziaar b nai krna pary ga.

Zubaida aapa k
"Energy saver Totkay"
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Doctory Totkay
agr ap ko sardion men shadeed
khansi lagi ha to ap 2 chmach Shehd(honey)
k sath aik chmach Zehar lelein to ap
hamesha k liye khansi se Chutkara pa len ge

Zubaida aap k
"Doctory Totkay"
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Dostana totkay
agr tum ye chahty ho k tmhary
pas hamesha dosto ka hujoom rahe tu
apny pass ye 3 chezein rakho
1. GURU 300 Paan
2. DING DONG
3. GOLD LEAF

Zubaida aapa k
"Dostana totkay"
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Atang waadi
Apne upr mitti ka tail daal kr aag
laga di jaye tu Sardi nai lagti or na
hi kambal ki zaroorat paish aati ha.

Zubaida aapa k
"Atang waadi" totkay.
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"Izat bachao" totkay
agr koi khobsurat larki bhai keh dy to
ghabray ka nhi..! ek chamaat laga k bolo
idhr kya kr rahi ho? ghr jao.

Zubaida apa k
"Izat bachao" totkay
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"Winter" totkay
agr sardiyun me raat ko soney se pehly
ek addad Muli,ubli hui chanay ki Daal,
aur Kaala Namak hasbeh-e-zaiqa kha k uper
se Lehaaf orh liya jaye to ap k lehaaf ke
andr chemical Bombing start ho jaye gi.
jis se andr ka Tempreature barh jayega or
ap ko Sardi nai lagay gi.

Zubaida apa k
"Winter" totkay
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Super man
Agr ap k pass nala ya lastic na ho
or shalwar dehli ho to usy girny se
bachane ka sb se asan tariqa ye ha k
shalwar k upr se UNDERWEAR phn lein.

Zubaida aapa k
"Super man" totkay
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Zarai Totkay
Agr sir pr baaal na nikal rahy hon to
sir pe Engro Urea Khaad lagayein jb Urea
Zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kaddu jesy
sir se baal q nhi?

Zubaida Aapa k
"Zarai Totkay"
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Zubaida Aapa kon ha.
F.B.I officer: Sir hum ne duniya ka kona kona
chaan maara lekin Osama,Omer,Dadi,Munni aur Faraz
ka koi pata nahi chala....!
OBAMA: in sub ko goli maro!
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bus jaldi se ye pata karo k
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ye Zubaida apa kon hay.?
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Agr sardio me nahate waqt pani
bohat zada thanda lage to
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to kameno pani garam kr k
nahalo ab is me b zubaida apa k
totkay hi chaiye sb ko.
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Agr ap ko ziada sardi lag rahi
ho to
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sardi se bchne k liye.
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jo krna ha kr lein me ap ki nokar
ni jo har chz ka totka btaon.

Zubaida apa aj tapi hoi hein.
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Zubaida apa urdu bazar se 5,5
rupee ki kitabain laa kr
totkay batati ha.
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Wikikeaks!
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Maleeriya Maar Totkay
Ghr me machar ziada hojaen to
Gaye(cow) k khusk gobar beech kmry
me rkh k jlaen. macher ye kehty huwy
bhag jaengay...
Zubaida apa ye tumhara hi kameena pan hoga.

Zubaida apa k
"Maleeriya Maar" Totkay
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Detective Totkay
Agr chhote bache k pait me keery
pr jayen to bache k pamper me biscuit
rakh den jese hi keera biscuit khany aye
foran pkr len.

Zubaida aapa k
"Detective" Totkay
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Andha Dhund Totkay
Agr apko rat me nend nhi ati to
ankh me ek ek drop elfi dal lain
apko nend b achi ayegi or subah
ankh b nhi khulegi.

Zubaida aapa k
"Andha Dhund Totkay"
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Charsilly Totaky
Agr ap chaey banatay waqat chaey
ki patti k sath thora sa tambacco bhi
dal deyn to chaey k baad Cigratte ki
talab nahi hogi.

Zubaida Aapa k
"Charsilly" Totaky
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Agr nazlay orkhansi k sath
sath numkeen bulgum bi a raha ho to
thori cheeni kha lain us se ap ko
Rabri ka maza aye ga.

Zubaida apa k yakh thoo Totkay.
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EbrtNak Totkay
Agr ap k khany pene ki chzo ma makhi
gr jae to use nkal kr itna chbye k ksi or
mkhi ki jurt na ho apki chzo ki traf meli
ankh se dkhny ki.

*Zubaida Aapa* k
"EbrtNak" Totkay
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