Funny SMS

Funny SMS

Pathan ko khawab me kesi ny Qatal krdia.
Subha Pathan ny apna HBL ka account Band krwa diya.
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Q k HBL ap k khwbon ko haqiqat me badal sakta ha.
jaha khwab waha HBL.
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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I"m writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast."
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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi
karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
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Agr Hokumat kapry pheny py pabandi laga dy tu khusdkash
hamaly roky ja sakhty hein....
Zubaida Aapa k "mulak bachao Totkay"
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Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hai chaawal se patthar nhi nikal sakti?
WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?
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Qimat Per na jayen. 1 jaga 4 sms
kare , tabiat ziada khrab ho tu
fone karen, tamam sms waldain
ki pohnch se dur rakhen
Wazarat-e-Dosti.
Hokumat-e nujwan.
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Zindagi Badi Udas Hai
Mujhe Lagi Pyas Hai
Mujhe Khelni Aati Taash Hai
Cow Khati Ghaas Hai
Main Uska Sir toor Dunga
Jisne kaha Meri Poem Bakwaas hai…
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Apne Doston Ko kesay samjaon
FARAZ....
Ka Mohabbat message bejhne sa Nahi Balance Bhejne Sa Hoti Hai......
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Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..
Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,
Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..
Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??
Papa: Kyun??
Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya...
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Fraz ke kamyabi ky bad ab paish hay Faraz
ke Bahn Farzana Irshad hay.
Kon kahta hay main pagal hon Farzana
Jo kahta hay wo he hota hay.
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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ......
U r ULLU !!!
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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo
Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo
Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera
Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
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Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava
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